Dear God, Could you please let this be my last pregnant “not me! Monday” for a while? Amen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What are public assertions of our own embarrassing quirks and choices good for if not laughter? Also, if the laughter resulting from my “not” confessions is equal to or greater than the amount of embarrassment I [...]
Can someone please explain to me why I felt the need to buy a Moby Wrap and a Miracle Blanket? Both are $30+ items made out of nothing but cotton fabric. Well, organic cotton fabric. They’re both also all the rage in attachment parenting circles, and if you’re really quiet, you can hear them calling [...]
This nursery thing is totally on. After a contact paper ordeal like you would not believe (3 stores not carrying any, Walmart not carrying any that belongs in my house, and an¬† “I’m sorry, it seems that our inventory database is down” at Target all led to me almost but not completely having a pregnancy [...]
Just to clarify, the debate is dirty, not the diaper (yet). We’re doing cloth diapers. ThereIsaidit. Maybe it’s to hug a tree (did you know that Christopher Columbus’ diapers would still be sitting in a landfill if he’d used Huggies? Those suckers take more than 500 years to break down), maybe it’s to save a [...]
