Call me a complementarian (no really, please do), but when the doorbell unexpectedly rings and a couple is still in bed sleeping, I picture the husband being the one to rise and investigate. As opposed to the wife who could be, hypothetically, 8.6 months pregnant. Hypothetically. I’ve written before that the typical Saturday morning has… Read more »
June 2009 Archives
“Try to take it easy and lay low.” said Dr. J “OK, will do!” I said …while digging through my purse to check the dates on my Babies R Us coupons. Few things can make a pregnant woman shop like mentioning the words “preterm labor”.
I’m going to try really, really hard to write a pregnancy update without using any words or physiology terms that will make the (one or two) male readers out there queasy. Well, that assumes that “cervix” and “dilation” don’t make female readers queasy, which may or may not be true. Oh shoot. I just said… Read more »
In other news, my bellybutton has reached a new level of outie-ness this week, which kind of makes me feel like one of these: Am I done? That’s what this means, right?