When does the feeling that the world is going to end every time he cries go away?
In approximately how many weeks/months/years will I be able to go through the check-out lane of Target without being embarrassed that my totallycontentfivesecondsago child is now verging on hysterical?
Related: Why do people in the check-out lane of Target insist on staring at crying children and their parent(s)?
Can babies over-dose on kisses?
Is there such thing as ‘adequately prepared’ for how much a 7lb person will rock your world?
Why do I find myself resenting Pearl (our dog) lately?
Will we ever get into a rhythm, or should I just expect to have this guy attached to my chest constantly for the next year?
Why are Daddy’s arm so much more calming at 4am than Mommy’s?
How do you translate “Just close your eyes and go to sleep, for the love of onesies!” into Infant?
Why do people act like labor is hard? Labor is a breeze. THE FIRST 2 WEEKS ARE HARD.
Is it possible to love this little guy more?
Yes, my hair is pretty much in a constant state of frizz. Again, just keepin’ it real.