This is a guest post brought to you by  the littlest O:
9:00pm – Begin to fuss, reject your pacifier.
10:00pm – Be fed by Mommy. Flail the whole time.
10:20pm – Fight your swaddle, loudly. We’re talking lots of grunting.
1:00am – Work loudly on a messy diaper. Also much grunting.
2:45am – Demand to be fed again.
3:05am – Fall asleep before having a full feeding. This forces Mommy to go “make a bottle for later” because she hurts so much.
5:00am – Demand to be fed again.
5:25am – Refuse to fall back asleep. Keep your eyes as open as possible.
6:15am – Fall asleep 15 minutes before Daddy’s work alarm goes off.
7:00am – Be done sleeping for now. If possible, spit up on your bed.
7:30am – Work loudly on a messy diaper, then baffle your parents by not actually having a messy diaper.
7:50am – Fall asleep peacefully, almost as though it’s going to last.
8:20am – Wake to your wet diaper leaking onto your already-cleaned-once-this-morning bed. Be very upset about this.
8:30am – Mommy will finally accept that she will not be getting any more good sleep today and will rock you with one arm while writing a blog post with the other.
This method has proven success.
-OBaby
Dear OBaby,
Let your mommy get some sleep for more than 15 minutes.
Love you dear one and can’t wait to meet you in person one of these days!
-cousin Hannah
love that guest post and oh dear i remember those rough newborn days. thankfully it gets better.